Time: Last Night..
Venue: Somewhere we know.. You don't really need to know the details.. heheh..

Monkee was doin' his shit as usual.. It was just another ordinary day.. The only difference was that his friends didn't come over to see him today.. (or so he thought... heheh...)

He heard somethin' from the bushes.. He turned to see what (or who) it was.. He could see two little beady eyes lookin' right back at him.. Monkee asked, "Oi!! Cibai! Who the fuck is that there? What the fuck do you think you're doin' starin' at a monkey like that from the bushes?? Fucker.. Come out lar!! Cibai!"

Suddenly, without warning..

Penguin jumped out of the bushes and stood beside Monkee..
Penguin: "Hahahah.. Cibai.. Who'd you think I was?? You dickhead.. Who-the-fuck-else would be sooo eng (translation: free, as in free-time, having too much time on their hands) to go hide in the bushes? Of course its me lar.. Heheheh So.. Watcha doin' tonight??"
Monkee: "FUCK OFF!! You silly evil penguin! I don't need to see your face today.. I've got a med checkup tomorrow.."
Penguin: "So?"
Monkee: "So!!? What do you mean 'So??'? So I don't want you hangin' around me and talkin' bout your magic tissues lar!! Cibai.."
Penguin: "Hahahah.. Nevermind.. Nevermind.. You don't wanna listen to me?? Heheheh.. Nevermind.." *grins.. in a very very evil way*

Penguin whistles loudly.. and..

Penguin: "Heheheh.. I've got back-up.."
Turtle: "So.. *grins* what's goin' on tonight then?"
Monkee: "Chibai~~"
Turtle: "Ermm.. You guys think we should give Tadpole a call? Or SMS??"
Penguin: "Naah.. I'm sure she'll be out tonight.. It's Friday night.."
Turtle: "Aight then.. Is Taugey coming over later?"

to be continued...